Ah, you gotta love this one.
"The Anti-Red Sox Anthem (Boston Sucks)"
Based on 'Cleveland Rocks'
as performed by Presidents of the United States of America
Parody by Freddie C.
To Yankees fans: I'm sorry for that anti-New York song. I know you'll like this one a whole lot better. The Boston Red Sucks--I mean Sox--haven't won a World Series since 1918, and they truly sucked against that other New York team, the Mets, in the 1986 Series. Say it with me now: I Hate the Boston Red Sox!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
All this choking calling me, from the team of bums
It's such a crude attitude, it's still where it belongs
All the Blue Jays and the Devil Rays go
Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Fans of the Braves, all filled with hate, going
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Mama knows the history of Boston's own Dead Sox
That's why she'd rather be a fan of the Chicago White Sox
All the little punks in the good old Bronx go
Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Seattle Mariners and the LA Dodgers going
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
I still remember back in '86
Buckner blew it all in Game Six
When the Mets beat them, I got my kicks
Oh, Boston sucks! Yeah, Boston sucks!
The Yankees know Boston always chokes
The Red Sox will suck some more
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
GO YANKEES! (Go Yankees, Go Yankees, Go Yankees...)
SINCE 1918: New York--26, Boston--0"
