Bad Monkey!

"Politicians are doing what politicians do. I liken it to when you go to the zoo, and the monkeys are sitting in there jerking off and throwing their sh*t. And you just gotta go, "Well, they're monkeys." but you can yell at the media and go, "You know, your job is to tell them when they're being bad monkeys."

-- Jon Stewart In Entertainment Weekly.
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