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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Needed: Type A Negative or O negative Blood

I just recieved this from HODS.org:

If you have A negative or O negative blood, you can save a little boy's life today!

Oscar Murphy, a little 7 year-old Irish boy, is in a critical condition in a New York cancer hospital, on the Upper East Side. His blood type is very rare and Oscar needs a daily supply of blood - that cannot be stored - to stay alive. The process takes 2 hours and needs to be scheduled by calling 1-212-639-7643. Let them know that you are giving blood for Oscar Murphy patient number 35085174 and tell them you heard about Oscar through the HOD Society. (www.oscarmurphy.net) Please forward this message!!!

The Backgrounds They Are a Changin'

Sharp eyed readers will have noticed that I've changed the background image for the blog. The current background is a Hebrew translation of the verse from It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) that the title of this blog is taken:

ואם אל מחשבות-ייחלומותיי הם היו יכולים לחדור באיזו רוטינה
הם בטח היו שמים את ראשי בגיליוטינה
אבל הכל בסדר אימא, אלה החיים , החיים בלבד

Translation courtesy of Yoram Aharon of Hod-HaSharon's page--found via YudelLine-- which has many Dylan lyrics in Hebrew.

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The Electronic Parsha Warehouse

The Electronic Parsha Warehouse offers links to many many Tanakh related websites across the net. Also listed are links to websites related to Rabbinics, Jewish Holidays, Halakha, and more.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

By the Rivers of Babylon...

עַל נַהֲרֹות בָּבֶל
שָׁם יָשַׁבְנוּ
גַּם־בָּכִינוּ
בְּזָכְרֵנוּ אֶת־צִיֹּון׃

עַל־עֲרָבִים בְּתֹוכָהּ
תָּלִינוּ כִּנֹּרֹותֵינוּ׃

כִּי שָׁם שְׁאֵלוּנוּ שֹׁובֵינוּ דִּבְרֵי־שִׁיר וְתֹולָלֵינוּ שִׂמְחָה
שִׁירוּ לָנוּ מִשִּׁיר צִיֹּון׃

אֵיךְ נָשִׁיר אֶת־שִׁיר־יְהוָה
עַל אַדְמַת נֵכָר׃

אִם־אֶשְׁכָּחֵךְ יְרוּשָׁלִָם
תִּשְׁכַּח יְמִינִי׃

תִּדְבַּק־לְשֹׁונִי לְחִכִּי
אִם־לֹא אֶזְכְּרֵכִי
אִם־לֹא אַעֲלֶה אֶת־יְרוּשָׁלִַם
עַל רֹאשׁ שִׂמְחָתִי׃

זְכֹר יְהוָה לִבְנֵי אֱדֹום
אֵת יֹום יְרוּשָׁלִָם
הָאֹמְרִים עָרוּ עָרוּ
עַד הַיְסֹוד בָּהּ׃

בַּת־בָּבֶל הַשְּׁדוּדָה
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם־לָךְ
אֶת־גְּמוּלֵךְ שֶׁגָּמַלְתְּ לָנוּ׃

אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת־עֹלָלַיִךְ אֶל־הַסָּלַע׃
-תהלים קלז

By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
by George Gordon Noel, Lord Byron

We sat down and wept by the waters
Of Babel, and thought of the day
When our foe, in the hue of his slaughters,
Made Salem's high places his prey;
And ye, oh her desolate daughters!
Were scattered all weeping away.

While sadly we gazed on the river
Which rolled on in freedom below,
They demanded the song; but, oh never
That triumph the stranger shall know!
May this right hand be withered for ever,
Ere it string our high harp for the foe!

On the willow that harp is suspended,
Oh Salem! its sound should be free;
And the hour when thy glories were
ended
But left me that token of thee:
And ne'er shall its soft tones be blended
With the voice of the spoiler by me!


Babylon
by Don McLean

By the waters, the waters of Babylon
We lay down and wept, and wept, for thee Zion
We remember thee, remember thee, remember thee Zion

If I Forget Thee
by John W. Leys

Kneeling on the riverbank
Where the sand turns to mud
Droplets of saltwater
Mingle with the fresh.

Led away in chains
From the land of promise
To the land of our father’s father.

Muted lyres and flutes
Drop to the dust, useless and broken.
Garments rent above the heart.
Howls of despair fill the ears
Of uncircumcised jailers.

Memories of home
Burn like a branding iron,
Searing, Scorching;
Scarring us for all time.

But the light of that fire
Illuminates the path ahead of us,
Guiding us like a pillar of fire
In the wilderness.

[Note: This post contains the name of God. If you print it out, please treat it with the proper respect. Thank you.]

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Monday, March 28, 2005

Renewing a Marriage

"Marriage can never be renewed except by that which is always the source of all true marriages: that two human beings reveal the You to one another. It is of this that the You that is I for neither of them builds a marriage... Whoever wishes to renew a marriage on another basis is not essentially different from those who want to abolish it... Indeed, take the much discussed eroticism of our age and subtract everything that is really egocentric--in other words, every relationship in which one is not at all present to the other, but each uses the other only for self-enjoyment--what is left?"
- Martin Buber, I and Thou (Trans. by W. Kaufmann)

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Strap Yourself to a Tree With Roots

Jim West writes:

Well it seems to me that too many theological students don't have roots in anything. They are, to paraphrase James, without anchor, tossed by every wind of thought that blows off the sea of confusion. Anchored in nothing they toy with everything until they are so confounded that they despair and abandon their studies. I would urge them, and their professors, to find a theologian to "model" and learn that theologians position inside out. Then you can diverge from them when you feel you need to. Until you have a center, you have no periphery.
I couldn't agree more. I think this is very true of many disciplines and fields, not just theology. Finding a role model in your field that resonates with you will definitely help ground yourself while you try and find your own voice. I have done so (without perhaps fully realising what I was doing) in both general religious studies and theology with Mircea Eliade and Rabbi AJ Heschel (The latter's influence being fairly obvious to anyone who reads this blog with any regularity). I see a parallel in Bob Dylan, who in the beginning of his career modeled himself on Woody Guthrie, whose work had resonated with the young Dylan. Once Dylan had established himself as a musician he began exploring the field and finding his own unique voice.


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Always Look on the Bright Side of Death...

I've tried to avoid commenting on the whole Terri Schiavio situation, but this nugget--pointed out by DovBear--needs to be publicized. From the HalTurnerShow.com:

"MAYBE I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS TERRI SCHIAVO THING THE WRONG WAY. . . . .
She was born a jew, but converted to Catholicism. Being born a jew makes one a racial jew no matter what religion they convert to. And seeing as racial jews are the lowest form of scum in the history of this planet, (They've been thrown out of more countries than any other race in history) maybe starving Terri to death isn't too bad a thing at all.

In fact, since there are so many other jews in Florida, doubtless many who are seriously ill from all their inbreeding and race mixing, maybe this Schiavo thing is a terrific way to set case law as an excuse to get rid of a whole slew of other jews!"
I agree with the DovBear reader who wonders how Jews can be guilty of inbreeding AND race mixing at the same time? And why is this nut incapable of capitalizing "Jew"?
"I still think it would have been far more humane to simply gas her to death. But I guess after all the hoopla about "gas chambers" in Germany back in WW2, the powers that be are a bit squeamish about using that method again.

Oh well."
Just when I'd almost regained my faith in humanity. Thanks, Hal.

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Kinky Video

Kinky Friedman.com has posted a video clip of the story CBS This Morning recently ran on Kinky's gubenatorial campaign.

Thanks to my friend Bridget for pointing this one out to me.

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Terrorist or Militant?

From PRIMER: Terrorist or Militant: What's in a Word?

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Grammer of Sin

"To the prophets, sin is not an ultimate, irreducible or independent condition, but rather a disturbence in the relationship between God and man; it is an adverb not a noun, a condition that can be surmounted by man's return and God's forgiveness"
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel, The Prophets

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Thursday, March 24, 2005

!פורים שמח

!פורים שמח

Jews and The Blues

"Jews and blacks fighting each other is so f stupid ... Jews and blacks come from the same history. Two thousand years of persecution ... blacks developed the blues. Jews complain, they just never thought of putting it to music."

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

All for One & One for All

How many disasters do we have to go through in order to realize that all of humanity has a stake in the liberty of one person; whenever one person is offended, we are all hurt. What begins as inequality of some inevitably ends as inequality of all.”

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Neo-Nazis @ GoogleNews

From Honest Reporting:

Last year, HonestReporting noted that the increasingly popular GoogleNews portal chose to include among its legitimate news sources Jihad Unspun ― a propagandist website that glorifies Islamist terror, publishes highly anti-Semitic material, and regularly demonizes the State of Israel... Now, GoogleNews has chosen to include the neo-Nazi site National Vanguard on its list of news outlets. National Vanguard is a fringe 'white pride' organization whose lead sentence from its current top article carefully distinguishes between Jewish people and 'White people'...
HonestReporting does not question these organizations' rights under the U.S. Constitution to air their views. We do however question Google's judgment in including these sites in its influential list of legitimate news outlets. HonestReporting joins blogger Jeff Jarvis' call for transparency at Google:

We're demanding transparency of mainstream news. Well, it's high time we get transparency from GoogleNews... Google: Release a complete list of your news sources now. And institute a means for questioning those choices and for suggesting other choices now.

Comments to GoogleNews: news-feedback@google.com


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Monday, March 21, 2005

The Babe

My loving fiancee recently sent a care package to me here at school. Unlike many conventional care package mine included--as usual--toys! Most notably this very well done Babe Ruth figure from McFarlane's Cooperstown Collection Series #2

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Words to Live By

"I believe that to have a friend, a man must be one.
That all men are created equal and that everyone has within himself the power to make this a better world.
That God put the firewood there but that every man must gather and light it himself.
In being prepared physically, mentally, and morally to fight when necessary for that which is right.
That a man should make the most of what equipment he has.
That 'This government, of the people, by the people and for the people' shall live always.
That men should live by the rule of what is best for the greatest number.
That sooner or later... somewhere... somehow... we must settle with the world and make payment for what we have taken.
That all things change but truth, and that truth alone, lives on forever.
In my Creator, my country, my fellow man."


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Friday, March 18, 2005

Hebrew Bible MP3s

It was recently brought to my attention, via the B-Hebrew list, that the entire Tanakh is available for free in MP3 format at Audio Scriptures International.

Update: www.mechon-mamre.org also offers these MP3's divided by chapter. And Bible.ort.org has streaming Real Audio files of the Torah and Haftarot being chanted. (Click on the speaker icon next to each verse).

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Torah on CD

Safra is now offering a 13 CD audio recording of the entire Torah in Hebrew. From the website:

The Safra CD series consists of the first five books of the Bible: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy narrated in Hebrew. This series is meant to serve the Jewish communities worldwide, and help Jewish people to connect, and discover the base of their Jewish Heritage, by listening to the Bible stories in their original language. This CD set is playable on any CD player.

We see this project as a cultural, national and educational asset of the utmost importance to all Jewish communities. Our goal is for the Safra CD series to become a part of every Jewish home.

The website also offers free audio samples from each book of the Torah.

Thanks to Jim West for the tip.


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Thursday, March 17, 2005

Dead Dea Scroll Scribal Font

Jack Kilmon has created what he calls the Dead Dea Scroll Scribal Font, based on the Hebrew in 1QISa ("The Great Isaiah Scroll"):

I designed this font because I saw a need for it in DSS scholarship. In the past, publications on scroll material publish the Hebrew text in modern Hebrew and then gives transliterations and translations. It is my opinion that if the original scribal hand is used, students in the classroom will build a better familiarity with the ancient script.
He has created several other fonts which are also available on his website.

Update:
Below is an example of the DSS Scribal Font using my Hebrew name אליהו בן אברהם ושרה:

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Amaztype

Ok, this is just really cool. This may take a while to load, but if you wait you should see a name form. Click on any part of the name once its complete (Actually, I see you can click on the name before its is complete if you wish):

3000 Year Parallel Calendar

I recently ran across this nifty freeware calendar program called the 3000 Years Calendar. With it one can view 4 parellel calendars:Julian, Gregorian, Jewish and Islamic for any date from 1-3000 CE. It also shows phases of the moon.



The same website also offers a shareware 7000 Year Calendar, which has many more calendars available (Julian, Byzantine, Gregorian, Indian, Ancient Egyptian, Coptic, Ethiopian, Jewish/Hebrew, Islamic, Khayam, Persian, Slavic-Aryan. All from 4712 BCE-3000CE) and more options. You can download a free trial version from the link above.
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Both programs seem useful, but if you're looking for a good Jewish Calendar program I don't think you can go wrong with Aish.com's free AishLuach, which is free for download at thier website.

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Monday, March 14, 2005

Pinball Tater?

While people all over have been seeing Jesus in toast, pretzels and other snack food, somebody has had a vison of Pete Townshend in a potato. Bid now while the price is low!


Sunday, March 13, 2005

Return of the Lazer

After a short hiatus it looks like Rabbi Lazer Brody is returning to the blogging world. Welcome back, Rabbi Brody!

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Operation UpLink

From Jews in Green:


Operation Uplink is a unique program that keeps military personnel and hospitalized veterans in touch with their families and loved ones by providing them with a free phone card.

Funded by donations (from people like you), Operation Uplink purchases phone cards and distributes them to servicemen and women who are separated from those they care about.

Whether you want to send a phone card to a deployed service member, or want to donate money to keep this program going, visit their official website. They have an FAQ section as well as success stories.

On This Day in Baseball History

12 March 1903 - The New York Highlander franchise (to be renamed Yankees in 1913) is approved as a member of the American League.

UPDATE: And according to MLB.com's History Page:

March 12, 1921 - Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis permanently suspends eight members of the Chicago White Sox for their alleged involvement in the fixing of the 1919 World Series. The eight players are: Eddie Cicotte, Oscar "Happy" Felsch, Arnold "Chick" Gandil, Fred McMullin, Charles "Swede" Risberg, George "Buck" Weaver, Claude "Lefty" Williams and "Shoeless" Joe Jackson.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

The Holiness of Israel

“The land was not holy at the time of Terah or even at the time of the Patriarchs. It was sanctified by the people when they entered the land under the leadership of Joshua... We do not worship the soil. The land of Israel without the God of Israel will be here today and gone tomorrow.”
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

via The Jewish Virtual Library

Sunday, March 6, 2005

Online Status Indicator for AIM, ICQ, IRC, Jabber, MSN and Yahoo

I recently ran across Online Status Indicator.org, which provides free on-line indicators for the most popular IM clients (AIM, ICQ, IRC, Jabber, MSN and Yahoo). Very easy to use and they don't take up much room. They also give the option of using your own icons with the service, if you so desire. Examples of the default icons can be seen in the "About Me" box in the sidebar ==>

Friday, March 4, 2005

Knitting and the Rabbinate

From JTSA Distance Learning:

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Parashat Vayakhel 5765
Chancellor Ismar Schorsch
Exodus 35:1 - 38:20
March 5, 2005 24 Adar I 5765

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah

Last week when our seven-year old granddaughter arrived, she announced proudly that she was learning to knit. I commented, "What a lovely hobby!" She declared, "My first!" I asked where she was learning. She said in an after school club once a week. Presently, she was knitting a potholder. I probed further. "How many in the club?" "Twelve," she said. Whereupon, I played sociologist: "How many boys?" She fired back, "Three," and with a twinkle in her eye, she exclaimed, "And they are very good!" God bless Rosie Greer!

Tamar Ross, in her brilliant new book Expanding the Palace of Torah: Orthodoxy and Feminism, cites the most famous woman anthropologist of the last century, Margaret Mead, to the effect that "there are cultures in which men weave and women fish, and cultures in which women weave and men fish. But in either case, the work that women perform is valued less" (7). Spinning is a conspicuous part of this week's parashah and it is definitely a craft associated with women, though not yet devalued. How it does get devalued is what I would like to explore.

For the construction of the Tabernacle, God has Moses seek voluntary contributions of precious metals and vital artifacts from the people. No national levy, only free-will offerings. Coercion is to be rigorously avoided. All, men and women alike, are invited to express their approval of the project by sharing of their personal possessions. The inclusion of women in this campaign is so striking that when Maimonides came to codify the laws pertaining to the building of the Temple, he stressed in the spirit of our parashah that "all men and women are obligated to build and assist physically and monetarily, just like in the Tabernacle in the wilderness" (Hilkhot Beit ha-Behirah 1:12). While both men and women, moved by the moment, brought "brooches, earrings, rings and pendants — gold objects of all kinds" as well as "crimson yarns, fine linens, goats' hair, tanned ram skins and dolphin skins" (Exodus 35:22–23), the Torah does attribute the profusion of woven materials to women: "And all the skilled women spun with their own hands, and brought what they had spun, in blue, purple, and crimson yarns, and in fine linen. And all the women who excelled in that skill spun the goats' hair" (35:25–26).

In brief, the building of the Tabernacle is a fully egalitarian enterprise. Each gender volunteers what it is most adept at making. There is no trace of a stigma attached to the craft of weaving. On the contrary, since most of the Tabernacle consisted of cloth, women contributed more than their fair share.

And yet this passage became the locus classicus for the rabbinic denigration "that the wisdom of women is restricted to the spindle," though Rashi, to his credit, makes no reference to it in his commentary (BT Yoma 66b). The egregious nature of this misreading behooves us to take a look at its talmudic source, a story rife with its own problems. It revolves around the rabbinic sage Rabbi Eliezer ben Hyrcanus, the most outstanding of the students of Rabbi Yohanan ben Zakkai and the teacher of Rabbi Akiva. Living in the dark days after the destruction of the Temple by the Romans in 70 CE, Rabbi Eliezer strove to salvage the halakhic teachings of earlier sages. Rabbi Yohanan described him as "a plastered well what never loses a drop" ( PirkeiAvot 2:11). As such, he was authoritarian, uncompromising, and insufferable.

In the story in question, the Talmud portrays Rabbi Eliezer responding to a series of cryptic queries by his students that he dismisses as inconsequential and unworthy of answering. Each of his formulaic responses rings with impatience and high-handedness. It was not one of his better days. The Talmud tries to exonerate his behavior by claiming that Rabbi Eliezer sent the students away because he never said anything that he had not heard from his teacher (implying that their questions were beyond his ken).

The final question that day came from "a wise woman" who asked him about the worshipers of the golden calf: "If they were equally guilty why did they not all suffer the same punishment [whereas some had died from ingesting the ashes of the calf, some at the hands of the Levites and some from a plague (32:20–35)]?" Instead of considering her question, Eliezer attacked her intelligence: "The wisdom of women is restricted to the spindle, which is why the Torah says: 'And all skilled women [hokhmat lev] spun with their own hands'" (35:25). This time, the Talmud offers no excuses for Rabbi Eliezer; it simply tries to answer the question. Implicit in that move is a rebuke of Rabbi Eliezer for his unwarranted contempt. Born of malice, his interpretive spin does grave violence to the biblical text.

The fact is that a woman was to be found among Rabbi Eliezer's students. Were there others? The quality of her question not only vindicated her intelligence, but mocked the putdown. She knew the Torah intimately (witness her question's detail) and thought about it deeply. Rabbi Eliezer obviously felt that women belonged at home.

But how did his animus become normative, leading to a systemic exclusion of women from the corridors of power in Judaism? In a book-based religion, education was the key to religious leadership. To its credit, the Mishnah preserved an alternate view. A generation after Rabbi Eliezer, Ben Azzai, whose devotion to Torah kept him from ever marrying, roundly affirmed the principle that a father was required to teach his daughter Torah. The Mishnah, however, followed that endorsement with yet another charged rejection by Rabbi Eliezer. Not only is there no requirement, but also a father who does so exposes his daughter to great harm (Sotah 3:4). Still, a clear choice existed. That the view of Rabbi Eliezer eventually prevailed suggests a strong cultural bias in its favor.

The long-term result was not ignorance but illiteracy. In one of his charming snapshots of Jewish immigrant life on the pampa at the beginning of the twentieth century, the Argentine Jewish writer Alberto Gerchunoff depicts the women waiting for services to start on the eve of the fast day of Tishah b'Av.

"Mother, can't we start the service now?"
"No, it's still too early. We have to wait for the slaughterer's wife and her sister, and for the midwife."
"For the midwife? You don't say!" one of the old ladies exclaimed. "Why, she doesn't even know how to read the prayers. You have to say the words out loud for her, and then she repeats them."
"And to hear her wailing, you'd think she wrote them herself!"
"Many of the women are like that," Moises's wife responded. "They can't make out a single letter in the Machzor, but they can feel what the words mean."
(Edna Eizenberg, Parricide on the Pampa?, 74)

The extension of equal education to Jewish girls is one of the great revolutions to have swept the Orthodox world in the twentieth century. In the last three decades, this silent revolution culminated in the admission of women to the study of Talmud, a field long deemed beyond their intellectual ability. While in the nineteenth century, the learned Rayna Batya — the first wife of R. Naftali Tsevi Yehuda Berlin, the head of the Volozhin Yeshiva — had to acquire her rare mastery of Talmud and rabbinic literature on her own in utter isolation, today both Israel and America offer young women ample opportunities for advanced Torah study. The misogyny of Rabbi Eliezer has at last been overcome, and with that triumph it is but a matter of time till Orthodox women will begin to exercise rabbinic authority. They have already defined discrete areas of expertise in Israel, such as laws pertaining to divorce and family purity, where they vie with their male counterparts for authority. Others will come, because in Judaism, knowledge is the gateway to the exercise of religious leadership.

Fortunately for my granddaughter, she is a second grader at a Solomon Schechter day school. This year, the Conservative Movement celebrates the twentieth anniversary of the ordination of its first woman rabbi by The Jewish Theological Seminary in May 1985. Knitting and rabbinating are no longer gender specific. She is free to do both equally well to the benefit of Judaism and her own inner life.

Shabbat shalom,

Ismar Schorsch

The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Parashat Vayakhel are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


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Thursday, March 3, 2005

Spring is Here

I don't care that the calendar says the first day of Spring isn't until 20 March. I don't care that outside in NYC it is currently 28° F. Today the Yankees were playing baseball. Spring has arrived.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

The Ventures of Zimmerman

And yet another Jewish Superhero:

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Is the Pope Catholic?

Ed Cook over at Ralph the Sacred River offers an interesting take on Newsweek's recent baffling attack on Pope John Paul II's adherence to Catholic teachings and dogma.

The background image on this page is a Hebrew translation of the verse from Bob Dylan's song  It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding), from which the title of this blog is taken. Translation courtesy of Yoram Aharon of Hod-HaSharon's page--found via YudelLine-- which has many Dylan lyrics in Hebrew.