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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Asian Tsunami Relief: Donation and Informational Guide

I just recieved this in an e-mail from the Office of Student Life @ JTS:

Asian Tsunami Relief:
Donation and Informational Guide
As you may have heard, nearly 70,000 people have died as a result of last Sunday's tsunami in the Indian Ocean. Millions of more individuals are left displaced and homeless in Thailand, India, Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Burma, and Maldives.

The following Jewish organizations are accepting monetary donations to help the millions living in need:

American Jewish World Service (AJWS)
Asia Tsunami Relief
45 West 36th Street, 10th Floor
New York, NY 10018
1-800-889-7146
www.ajws.org

American Joint Distribution Committee (JDC)
JDC: South Asia Tsunami Relief
Box 321
847A Second Avenue
New York, NY 10017
212-687-6200 ext. 851
https://www.jdc.org/donation/jdc_form.cfm

UJA Federation of New York
www.ujafedny.org

More information to follow as it becomes available.
The first paragraph was adapted from the American Jewish World Service website.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

I Think I May Be Addicted to On-Line Quizzes...

Gandalf

Gandalf the Grey

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Gandalf, Wizard, a guardian against the Dark Lord.

In the movie, I am played by Ian McKellen.

Who would you be?
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Happy Hanukkah, Part 8

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Hmm But I Don't Believe in Purgatory...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Does Science Have The Answers?

From Chabad.org's Daily Dose list:

 
B"H


Greece Defeated
---------------

The Ancient Greeks couldn’t understand us Jews. They asked us to describe our G–d. We said He could not be described. They asked us to explain how He created a world out of nothing. We said it could not be explained. They told us that which could not be explained could not exist.

And so continued the debate between philosophy and Torah for many centuries. Step by step, men described and explained everything they saw, until there was no room left for miracles, for prophecy, for divine providence, for G-d.

It was then that the fountains of wisdom opened for humankind and we gazed into the mysteries of the atom, of energy fields, of black holes in space.

Suddenly, the universe became once again a wondrous place. Suddenly, we discovered that existence itself could not truly be described or explained. In truth, the greatest mystery is that anything exists at all.

Today, it is okay to believe in the supernatural, for the "Laws of Nature" have been deposed from their throne. There is no reason to deny free choice, for the iron chain of Cause and Effect has been loosened. Today, once again, scientists talk about the oneness of the cosmos and a Consciousness within it.

Today, if anyone should tell you that Science has all the answers, respond that yes, it does. Its answer is to stand in awe at the design of this universe in which we live.

A Daily Dose of Wisdom from the Rebbe
-words and condensation by Tzvi Freeman
Tevet 2, 5765 * December 14, 2004

Monday, December 13, 2004

Happy Hanukkah, Part 7

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Belief-O-Matic

According to BeliefNet's 'Belief-O-Matic' quiz, these are the religions that--in decending order--most closely match my personal beliefs:

1. Sikhism (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (98%)
3. Islam (87%)
4. Reform Judaism (86%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (85%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (62%)
8. Roman Catholic (62%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%)
10. Hinduism (61%)
11. Liberal Quakers (61%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
14. Neo-Pagan (57%)
15. Jainism (55%)
16. Unitarian Universalism (52%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (50%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (41%)
20. New Age (37%)
21. Scientology (37%)
22. New Thought (33%)
23. Theravada Buddhism (33%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
25. Secular Humanism (23%)
26. Taoism (21%)
27. Nontheist (18%)

Stranger than having Sikhism so high on the list is the total absence of Conservative Judaism, especially given that both Reform and Orthodox Judaism are represented.

Did Tolkein Know Hebrew?

Edward Cook over at Ralph the Sacred River has posted a facinating essay on JRR Tolkein's knowledge of Hebrew (He apparently assisted in the translation of the 1966 Jerusalem Bible, contributing to the translation of the book of Jonah) and its influence on his work, most notibly in his creation of Adunaic (the language of Numenor) and Khuzdul (the language of the dwarves).

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Who is the Enigma?

"When we think with all our mind, with all our heart, with all our soul; when we become aware of the fact that the self cannot stand on its own, we realise that the most subtle explanations are splendid enigmas, that God is more plausible than our own selves, that it is not God who is an enigma but we."
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
from Man is Not Alone, 1951

Happy Hanukkah, Part 6

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Saturday, December 11, 2004

Friday, December 10, 2004

Happy Hanukkah, Part Four

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If you are going to boycott Israel...

From the web site of PRIMER:

If you are going to boycott Israel--Do it Properly!
December 10, 2004

Barry Shaw - netre@matav.net.il - The View from Here
Isralert.com source: Subscriber/commentator Barry Shaw in Israel

OK. So I understand that you are ticked off at Israel, and in love with the Palestinians. That's fine with me, as long as you have truly weighed up all the facts.

So, you want to boycott Israel?
I'll be sorry to miss you, but if you are doing it - do it properly. Let me help you.

Check all your medications.
Make sure that you do not have tablets, drops, lotions, etc., made by Abic or Teva. It may mean that you will suffer from colds and flu this winter but, hey, that's a small price for you to pay in your campaign against Israel, isn't it?

While we are on the subject of your Israeli boycott, and the medical contributions to the world made by Israeli doctors and scientists, how about telling your pals to boycott the following.....

An Israeli company has developed a simple blood test that distinguishes between mild and more severe cases of Multiple Sclerosis. So, if you know anyone suffering from MS, tell them to ignore the Israeli patent that may, more accurately, diagnose their symptoms.

An Israeli-made device helps restore the use of paralysed hands. This device electrically stimulates the hand muscles, providing hope to millions of stroke sufferers and victims of spinal injuries. If you wish to remove this hope of a better quality of life to these people, go ahead and boycott Israel.

Young children with breathing problems will soon be sleeping more soundly, thanks to a new Israeli device called the Child Hood. This innovation replaces the inhalation mask with an improved drug delivery system that provides relief for child and parent. Please tell anxious mothers that they shouldn't use this device because of your passionate cause.

These are just a few examples of how people have benefitted medically from the Israeli know-how you wish to block.

Boycotts often affect research. A new research center in Israel hopes to throw light on brain disorders such as depression and Alzheimer's disease. The Joseph Sangol Neuroscience Center in the Sheba Medical Center at Tel HaShomer Hospital aims to bring thousands of scientists and doctors to focus on brain research.

A researcher at Israel's Ben Gurion University has succeeded in creating human monoclonal antibodies which can neutralise the highly contageous smallpox virus without inducing the dangerous side effects of the exisiting vaccine.

Two Israelis received the 2004 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Doctors Ciechanover and Hershko's research and discovery of one of the human cells most important cyclical processes will lead the way to DNA repair, control of newly produced proteins, and immune defense systems.

The Movement Disorder Surgery program at Israel's Hadassah Medical Center has successfully eliminated the physical manifestations of Parkinson's disease in a select group of patients with a deep brain stimulation technique.

For women who undergo hysterectomies each year for the treatment of uterine fibroids, the development in Israel of the ExAblate 2000 System is a welcome breakthrough, offering a non-invasive alternative to surgery.

Israel is developing a nose drop that will provide a five year flu vaccine.

These are just a few of the projects that you can help stop with your Israeli boycott.

But let's not get too obsessed with medical research, there are other ways you can make a personal sacrifice with your anti-Israel boycott.

Most of Windows operating systems were developed by Microsoft-Israel. So, set a personal example. Throw away your computer!

The Pentium NMX Chip technology was designed at Intel in Israel. Both the Pentium 4 microprocessor and the Centrium processor were entirely designed, developed, and produced in Israel. Voice mail technology was developed in Israel. The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger ICQ was developed in 1996 in Israel by four young Israeli whiz kids. Both Microsoft and Cisco built their only R.& D. facilities outside the US in Israel.

So, due to your complete boycott of anything Israeli, you now have poor health and no computer. But your bad news does not end there. Get rid of your cellular phone !

Cell phone technology was also developed in Israel by Motorola, which has its biggest development center in Israel. Most of the latest technology in your mobile phone was developed by Israeli scientists.

Feeling unsettled? You should be. Part of your personal security rests with Israeli inventiveness, borne out of our urgent neccesity to protect and defend our lives from the terrorists you support.

A phone can remotely activate a bomb, or be used for tactical communications by terrorists, bank robbers, or hostage-takers. It is vital that offocial security and law enforcement authorities have access to cellualr jamming and detection solutions. Enter Israel's Netline Communications Technologies with their security expertise to help the fight against terror.

A joint, non-profit, venture between Israel and Maryland will result in a 5 day Business Development and Planning Conference next March. Selected Israeli companies will partner with Maryland firms to provide innovation to the US need for homeland security.

I also want you to know that Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to the population in the world. Israel produces more scientific papers per capita - 109 per 10,000 - than any other nation. Israel has the highest number of start-up companies per rata. In absolute terms, the highest number, except the US.
Israel has ratio of patents filed. Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies outside of Silicon Valley. Israel is ranked 2 in the world for venture capital funds, behind the USA. Israel has more museums per caita. Israel has the second highest publication of new books per capita.

Relative to population, Israel is the largest immigrant absorbing nation on earth. These immigrants come in search of democracy, religious freedom or expression, economic opportunity, and quality of life.

Believe it or not, Israel is the only country in the world which had a net gain in the number of trees last year.

So, you can vilify and demonize the State of Israel. You can continue your silly boycott, if you wish. But I wish you would consider the consequences, and the truth.

Think of the massive contribution that Israel is giving to the world, including the Palestinians - and to you - in science, medicine, communications, security.
Pro rata for population we are making a greater contribution than any other nation on earth.

We can't be all bad.....


Thursday, December 9, 2004

Wednesday, December 8, 2004

Who Do You Love, Google? [UPDATED]

When you do a search on Google the search engine will often suggest alternate searches--usually to correct common mis-spellings or alternate spellings. For instance: If you search for "Channukah" Google will ask "Did you mean: Chanukah". All very helpful, especially for those of us who are spelling impaired. However, DovBear has pointed out an interesting result when you search for "I Love Jews" Google asks: "Did you mean: i love jesus"

UPDATE: It would appear that Google has fixed this issue, since the "i love jesus" suggestion no longer appears during a search for "i love jews."

Happy Hanukkah, part 2

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24 Years Already?

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John Winston Ono Lennon
9 October 1940-8 December 1980

"We All Shine On..."


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Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Bob Dylan's Unshakeable Monotheism, Part IV

JewsWeek has recently posted part 4 of Scott Marshall's 5 part series on Bob Dylan's spiritual journey:

Happy Hanukkah



ברוך אתה יי אלהינו מלך העולם שהחינו וקימנו והגיענו לזמן הזה

Hanukkah Movie from Aish.com

From Aish.com:

Click here to see a thought-provoking 3-minute Chanukah movie:
This Is Your Light!

This Is Your Light


Monday, December 6, 2004

Still Missing You, Lefty


In Memory
of
Lefty Wilbury
(aka Roy Orbison)

23 April 1936 - 6 December 1988

Saturday, December 4, 2004

Ark of the Covenant Miniature

Over at McPhee Online you can get your very own miniature Ark of the Covenant:


Be careful when you open it

This gold-painted metal box with angels on top is just like the one that caused so much worry for Indiana Jones. It's much smaller of course (presumably meant to hold the Ten Tiny Commandments), but the removable lid will allow you to store tiny relics inside. Enjoy the power this relic brings; we guarantee you'll have no more trouble from Nazi archaeologists if you keep your Ark handy. The box measures 2 x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2"; total dimensions including stand are 4-1/4" x 2-1/4" x 3".

Woody Guthrie's Happy Joyous Hanukah

From http://klezmatics.com/ :

In 1942, Woody Guthrie moved to Brooklyn and soon, through his mother-in-law, the renowned Yiddish poet, Aliza Greenblat, he became involved with the Coney Island Jewish Community. He wrote songs about Hanuka, about Jewish history and spiritual life, and about World War II and the antifascist cause. Unfortunately, however, after his death in 1967, these songs sat forgotten in archives. "Lost" for almost thirty years, Guthrie's Jewish lyrics were discovered in 1998 by Woody's daughter, Nora Guthrie. She was so inspired by what she found, she asked the Klezmatics to write new music for the lyrics. "Woody Guthrie's Happy Joyous Hanuka" is the first recorded release of this amazing material. Deftly intermingling Klezmer with American folk and bluegrass, "Woody Guthrie's Happy Joyous Hunaka" is destined to become a holiday classic for generations to come. This delightful collection of songs, "Hanuka's Flame", "Hanuka Gelt", "The Many and the Few", and others, is among the best of Guthrie's work, and the Klezmaticsâ playful renditions cast a new light on the Hanuka tradition. This limited edition collectors release comes in a jacket, hand printed at the Chicago Print Museum, that folds into a dreidel!

One of the songs, "Happy Joyous Hanukkah" is available on the site in Real Audio and MP3 formats.

Hanukkah at the Brandenburg Gate

From Expatica.com:

BERLIN - A movement of Orthodox Jews is to mark the Jewish festival of lights next week at the Brandenburg Gate in the heart of Berlin for the first time ever, with the city's mayor, Klaus Wowereit, promising to light the first Hanukkah lamp.

The group, Chabad Lubavich, said the lamps to be lit 7 December next to the monument would stand 5 metres tall.

"The light of Hanukkah shows that freedom and democracy will triumph over darkness and tyranny," said Rabbi Yehuda Teichtal, director of Chabad Lubavich in Berlin.

The group is also putting up similar lights outside the White House in Washington and in Red Square, Moscow.

The Jewish festival commemorates the rededication of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem after its desecration by foreign forces in 165 B.C.

Friday, December 3, 2004

Thursday, December 2, 2004

Vayeishev-Hanukkah Torah commentary from Rabbi Schorsch

From JTS Distance Learning:

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Parashat Va-yeishev 5765
Genesis 37:1 -40:23

December 4, 2004 21 Kislev 5765

Ismar Schorsch is the chancellor of The Jewish Theological Seminary.

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah

This past week, my two-and-a-half year old granddaughter spotted me one morning davening by the window in our living room. She recognized the telltale signs of the act, my tallit and tefillin. Spontaneously, she announced her intention to daven also, took herself over to the drawer where we keep some old JTS benchers (small grace books), removed one, and proceeded to strut about with the bencher in her face. Later, I found the bencher on the floor in another room, but for a few tender moments at least, I had a precious soul mate in greeting God that morning.

The scene reminded me vividly of the old truth that imitation is the mother of all learning. Education begins at home. We adults must model the virtues, skills and knowledge that we want to impart to our children. That is why Judaism's most sacred prayer, the Shema Yisrael, urges us not to miss any opportunities to teach Torah to our children, whether by word or deed, formally or informally. But, first we must take it to heart ourselves. What we have failed to value and internalize can hardly be transmitted by us to the next generation.

It is the opening verse of this week's parashah that inspires my trend of thought. "Now Jacob was settled in the land where his father had sojourned, the land of Canaan (37:1)." The Hebrew noun megurei comes from the verbal root gur, meaning to dwell as a newcomer rather than a native. After a long absence, Jacob had returned to Hebron in time to bury his father along with his brother. Unlike Esau, though, who chose to leave Hebron for lands to the east of Canaan, Jacob chose to remain in Hebron, where both his grandfather and father had taken up residence. The choice bespeaks a measure of kinship between father and son. The bare fact of staying in Hebron implies a spiritual affinity and identity of purpose. The decision resonates with loyalty. Had Jacob been estranged from his parents, he would have felt no special attachment to the place. But his birthplace had become his homeland. He felt committed to the faith that Isaac and Jacob embodied. He knew himself to be a link in a holy chain.

The midrash expands on the continuity. In rabbinic Hebrew, the root gur morphs into gayer, to convert. The Rabbis perceived the patriarchs as apostles, the missionizing founders of monotheism. Thus on the basis of Genesis 12:5 "And the persons that they acquired in Haran," they depicted Abraham as converting pagan men and Sarah pagan women to Judaism. Similarly, on the basis of Genesis 35:2, "So Jacob said to his household and to all who were with him, 'Rid yourself of the alien gods in you midst,'" the Rabbis understood Jacob to be a working apostle. But, where is the verse that would allow the Rabbis to claim that Isaac also was an active missionary? Here, their ingenuity with Hebrew settled on the opening verse of our parashah, where they read megurei as meguyyerei, those who had already been converted. A slight change of the vowels, which don't appear in our Torah scrolls in the first place, opens up the possibility of imagining that what drew Jacob back to Hebron, was a faith community of converts established by his father. Not only did Jacob keep the faith, like his ancestors, he promoted it vigorously (Bereishit Rabba 84:4).

But what was the nature of the faith that Jacob had absorbed from his father? The Zohar, the thirteenth-century Spanish classic of Jewish mysticism, saw still another root in the word megurei, which allowed it to turn inward. In biblical Hebrew, the root gur can also mean to be afraid as in Numbers 22:3 "And Moab was alarmed because that people [Israel] was so numerous." Thus, the noun magor carries the meaning of fear as in Jeremiah 20:3 "Terror all around." This etymology would then have us understand our opening verse as referring to "the fears of his father." The intent of the Zohar is to stress that like Isaac, Jacob worshiped God out of fear. Why else would the Torah twice make reference to Isaac's God as the one to be feared, Genesis 31:42, 53? To be sure, the Hebrew term in each instance is pahad (fear), but the meaning is identical with magor. God is to be approached in fear and trembling. Hence, Jacob's theology did not advance over that of his father. The ominous overshadowed the numinous; God repelled rather than attracted (Zohar, I, 180a).

In his comment on our parashah, Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev, a much beloved third-generation Hasidic master who died in 1809, classified worship out of fear as imperfect. The highest form of worship springs from a love that expresses itself not like marital love behind closed doors, but like the love of siblings for one another that exults in public. This is the radical reading that Rabbi Levi imputes to the sensuous verse in The Song of Songs 8:1:

If only it could be as with a brother,
Who had nursed at my mother's breast:
Then I could kiss you When I meet you on the street
And no one would despise me.

Building on the long-held rabbinic view that The Song of Songs is a dialogue between Israel and God, Rabbi Levi hears in this verse an echo of Israel's desire to exhibit its love of God publicly. The externality of expression corresponds to feeling God's presence in the most prosaic of commandments and in the most physical aspects of human life. Nothing is bereft of holiness, but only religious joy can reach it and release it.

Nor is what befalls us, even the most frightening of fates, without divine intention. The joy that flows from love detects the hand of God in everything, turning adversity into opportunity. A spark of light is embedded in every black hole that hurtles our way. This is what Moses implied when he spoke of God in the wilderness as "bringing forth water for you from the flinty rock" (Deuteronomy 8:15). In the final analysis, faith has the capacity to extract good from evil. Despair is a function of disposition.

And this is how Rabbi Levi understood Jacob's faith. Despite the dangers of his surroundings, he dwelled in tranquility. His love of God actually surpassed that of his father. He was ready to overcome every setback with unshakeable trust in God (Sefer Kedushat Levi, va-yeshev).

By way of a postscript, I might add that the multivalent nature of biblical Hebrew, as you have probably noticed by now, is one of the fertile seedbeds of midrashic exegesis.

Shabbat shalom,

Ismar Schorsch

The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Parashat Va-yeishev are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


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The Truth About Peace with Palestine

Rabbi Lazer Brody writes:

My good friend PW from Gush Katif sent me the following 2.5 minute interview clip, where "moderate" PLO spokesman Farouk Kadoumi talks post-Arafat Arab mama-loshon (mother-tongue rhetoric for his camel and Qassam jockeying downhomers). This is a must link (courtesy of MEMRI - Middle East Media Research Institute): You'll see Kadoumi speaking to Iranian TV, saying openly that a Palestinian State alongside Israel is a temporary goal - ultimately, the Arab world wants to push the Jews into the sea, leaving a single Palestinian state in the area. The cat is officially out of the bag, and the Arabs are renewing the rhetoric of pre-1967, with Iran's backing of course. See for yourself. Pass this link along to all your "Peace Now" friends who think that there's a partner for peace in the area. This two and a half minute interview will jolt anyone back into the reality of what Israel is really up against.

Ralph the Sacred River

Semitic philologist Edward Cook has recently started what promises to be a facinating blog containing 'Observations on language (mostly ancient), religion, and culture.' called Ralph the Sacred River.

Thanks to PaleoJudaica for the tip!

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

Kinky Hanukkah Quote

JewsWeek has a great story about Kinky Friedman, his music, his writing, his salsa, his olive oil and his gubenotorial campaign. It concludes with this quote regarding Hanukkah:

Chanukah in fact is the subject of one of the 'Scuse me While I Whip This Out essays. After offering a Kinkiesque history of the holiday, Friedman concludes: "The Germans were able to kill six million, but were not able to extinguish the festival of lights in Anne Frank's eyes. Deep and dark and bright reflections still dance across the countenance of every child who lights a candle."

עכשיו

From Chabad.org's Daily Dose mailing list:

B"H

Now
---

For hundreds of years, perhaps since the beginning of Creation, a piece of the world has been waiting for your soul to purify and repair it.

And your soul, from the time it was first emanated and conceived, waited above to descend to this world and carry out that mission.

And your footsteps were guided to reach that place.

And you are there now.


A Daily Dose of Wisdom from the Rebbe
-words and condensation by Tzvi Freeman
Kislev 18, 5765 * December 1, 2004

The background image on this page is a Hebrew translation of the verse from Bob Dylan's song  It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding), from which the title of this blog is taken. Translation courtesy of Yoram Aharon of Hod-HaSharon's page--found via YudelLine-- which has many Dylan lyrics in Hebrew.