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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Arafat and the UN

"All you need to know about Arafat was that he insisted on wearing a pistol when he addressed the UN General Assembly. And all you need to know about the UN, I suppose, is that they let him." - James Lileks

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Be Good

"Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you. While you live, while it is in your power, be good."


סור מרע ועשה־טוב
בקש שלום ורדפהו

"Shun evil and do good,
Seek peace and persue it."

Another Yellow Ribbon

It was brought to my attention that they is another "yellow ribbon" besides the one signifying support for U.S. Troops. Yellow Ribbon International is a suicide prevention organization. A very worthy cause which deserves our attention as much as our troops do.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Nothing to Die For? Nothing to Live For?

When I was younger John Lennon's Imagine was one of my favorite songs. In recent years though whenever I hear this verse:

"Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too..."
I hear this answer in the back of my head:
"If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live."
- Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Hell Has Officially Frozen Over.

But seriously, Mazel Tov to the Boston Red Sox on thier first World Series win in 86 years. They didn't just win this one, they killed it. Following up a historic rebound from a 3-0 deficit against the New York Yankees, they swept the Cardinals in the World Series. Well done.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Comments?

It was brought to my attention that the comments on this blog were not working correctly, making it impossible for anyone to leave any comments if they so desired (and here I thought it was because nobosy cared!). I believe I have the error fixed, so comment away!

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Monday, October 25, 2004

Success

"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."
- Bob Dylan

Sunday, October 24, 2004

God will always believe in your ability to mend your ways.

כי־אבי ואמי עזבוני
ויהוה יאספני

תהלים כ״ז.י

"Though my father and mother abandon me,
The Lord will take me in."
- Psalm 27.10


"Even if I were so depraved that my own mother and father would abandon me to my own devices, God would still gather me up and believe in my ability to mend my ways."
- Rabbi Shimshon Rafael Hirsch
in his commentary on Psalm 27



"Well, my daddy, he didn't leave me much, you know he was a very simple man, but what he did tell me was this, he did say, son, he said... he say, you know it's possible to become so defiled in this world that your own father and mother will abandon you and if that happens, God will always believe in your ability to mend your ways."
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Saturday, October 23, 2004

The Yankees Ghosts are *Always* There...

Louie at Yankee Tradition offers some very wise words concerning the recent ALCS meltdown:

Disappointed? Yes. Devastated? No!

After Ruben Sierra ended the Yankees’ 2004 season with a ground out to second, I got up from my seat at Yankee Stadium and began to say goodbye to my seat mates in Section 21 boxes 87-91. It was quite a different scene from a year ago, when we were celebrating wildly after Aaron Boone won the pennant with a walk off homer against the same Boston Red Sox. In one short year, I had experienced the highest high and the lowest low in my home-away-from-home, Yankee Stadium...

<>Initially, I felt so disappointed. This was such a tough year for the Yankees, and everything seemed to come so hard for them. The trip to Japan , the injuries to Jason Giambi, Kevin Brown, Mike Mussina, and the early season slumps of Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. Somehow, the team fought through it all and won the division for the seventh straight time and was one game away from another World Series.

Unfortunately, they never won that one game, and that’s what made the loss so disappointing. <>Thinking about what just had happened gave me a sickening feeling in my stomach. As the ride went on, I thought to myself this loss wasn’t only disappointing, but it could turn out to be devastating. Once the word “devastating” entered my head, they appeared. They, you ask? Yes, they --- my Yankee “ghosts”.

My Yankee “ghosts” are different from the “ghosts” Derek Jeter talks about. Derek’s “ghosts” are Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, and Mickey Mantle. My “ghosts” are Horace Clark, Steve Barber, Bill Burbach, Andy Kosco, and Jimmy Lyttle –they and others, are the “ghosts” of my Yankee past. They represent a time of Yankee futility – something I knew all too well since I became a Yankee fan in 1967. They represent a time when I would be thrilled if the team just finished at .500.

<>The “ghosts” usually show up when the Yankees do something great, so I was surprised to “see” them on this night. When I’m at Yankee Stadium and the Yanks win a pennant or world series, my “ghosts” appear to just to remind me that I should embrace and appreciate the moment. I always do, for I remember what it was like to be a fan during the "lean" years.

<>Tonight, my “ghosts” were going to make sure my disappointment didn’t turn into devastation. One by one --- like students in a graduating class – they paraded by me. Jerry Kenny, Bill Sudakis, Charlie Spikes, Jake Gibbs, Ron Woods, Jim Ray Hart, and others all told me I had no right to be devastated. <>On this night, the “ghosts” reminded me what I’ve seen since 1996. Girardi’s triple against the Braves in the 1996 World Series. Tino’s grand slam against the Padres in the 1998 Fall Classic. Seeing Roger Clemens win the fourth and final game of the 1999 World Series. Seeing David Justice hit a dramatic homer that got the Yankees into the Subway Series against the Mets in 2000. The “ghosts” told me how lucky I was to witness some of the most exciting World Series finishes ever in 2001. And yes, the “ghosts” also reminded me of my most thrilling moment at Yankee Stadium – Aaron Boone’s pennant winning blast of a year ago.

As the “ghosts” went through each memorable moment (there were many more) the thought of devastation left my mind for good. Suddenly, I concluded I had no right to be devastated. What fan of any other team could boast about seeing moments like the “ghosts” were reminding me of? <>

Once the “ghosts” realized that they had “gotten to me”, they then complimented me and my seat mates in Sec 21, boxes 87 - 91. The “ghosts of Yankee futility” were pleased our group stayed and supported our team right through the last out. <> As quickly as the “ghosts” came, they started to leave. They told me they had much more work to do that night. The “ghosts” were going to “haunt” every Yankee “fan” that left Yankee Stadium early that night. They also will “haunt” every Yankee “fan” who booed one of their own that night. The “ghosts” are going to remind these “fans” that there was a time when Yankee Stadium was empty EVERY October and that’s why these “fans” should appreciate the team they have now.

For me, the disappointment still lingers. It will linger until after the World Series has finished and a new baseball off-season begins. Thanks to my “ghosts” though, the disappointment hasn’t turned into devastation. This baseball team has given me so much over the years, that I have no right to be devastated.

Don't Mess With the Fake Newscasting Jew!

A few excerps from a transcript of Jon Stewart's recent appearance of CNN's Crossfire:

STEWART: In many ways, it's funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.

BEGALA: We have noticed.

STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America.
...
STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns.

BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too rough on them when they make mistakes.

STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.
...
CARLSON: It's nice to get them to try and answer the question. And in order to do that, we try and ask them pointed questions. I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.

STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more than welcome to.

STEWART: If that's your goal.

CARLSON: It's not.

STEWART: I wouldn't aim for us. I'd aim for "Seinfeld." That's a very good show.

CARLSON: Kerry won't come on this show. He will come on your show.

STEWART: Right.

CARLSON: Let me suggest why he wants to come on your show.

STEWART: Well, we have civilized discourse.
...
CARLSON: Didn't you feel like -- you got the chance to interview the guy. Why not ask him a real question, instead of just suck up to him?

STEWART: Yes. "How are you holding up?" is a real suck-up. And I actually giving him a hot stone massage as we were doing it.

CARLSON: It sounded that way. It did.

STEWART: You know, it's interesting to hear you talk about my responsibility.

CARLSON: I felt the sparks between you.

STEWART: I didn't realize that -- and maybe this explains quite a bit.

CARLSON: No, the opportunity to...

STEWART: ... is that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity.
...
BEGALA: Let me get this straight. If the indictment is -- if the indictment is -- and I have seen you say this -- that...

STEWART: Yes.

BEGALA: And that CROSSFIRE reduces everything, as I said in the intro, to left, right, black, white.

STEWART: Yes.

BEGALA: Well, it's because, see, we're a debate show.

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great.

BEGALA: It's like saying The Weather Channel reduces everything to a storm front.

STEWART: I would love to see a debate show.

BEGALA: We're 30 minutes in a 24-hour day where we have each side on, as best we can get them, and have them fight it out.

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But that's like saying pro wrestling is a show about athletic competition.
...
STEWART: It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.

CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you're accusing us of partisan hackery?

STEWART: Absolutely.

CARLSON: You've got to be kidding me. He comes on and you...

STEWART: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.

STEWART: What is wrong with you?

(APPLAUSE) CARLSON: Well, I'm just saying, there's no reason for you -- when you have this marvelous opportunity not to be the guy's butt boy, to go ahead and be his butt boy. Come on. It's embarrassing.

STEWART: I was absolutely his butt boy. I was so far -- you would not believe what he ate two weeks ago.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

STEWART: You need to go to one.

The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk...

CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.

STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.
...
STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.

CARLSON: I can tell you love it.

STEWART: It's so -- oh, it's so painful to watch.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.

CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?

STEWART: Yes, it's someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore.

(LAUGHTER)

STEWART: I just can't.

CARLSON: What's it like to have dinner with you? It must be excruciating. Do you like lecture people like this or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they're not doing the right thing, that they're missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities? STEWART: If I think they are.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: I wouldn't want to eat with you, man. That's horrible.

STEWART: I know. And you won't.
...
CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.

STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.

Friday, October 22, 2004

The Curse @ BabeRuth.com

Commemorating the Boston Red Sox historic win over the New York Yankees and the possibility that they may at last break the "Curse of the Bambino," BabeRuth.com has posted several special curse related features. Included are audio commentaries by Babe's daughter Julia Ruth Stevens regarding the ALCS, the Curse, and the World Series, a Time Line of the Curse, and several special Curse themed wallpapers and a Curse themed screensave on thier downloads page.

Visit BabeRuth.com!

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Kerry
You preferred Bush's statements 33% of the time
You preferred Kerry's statements 67% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

End of an Era?

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Last nights game was quite possibly the worst collapse in New York Yankee history. The Red Sox put up a hell of a fight and deserve to go to the World Series, thier first since losing to the Mets in 1986. Is this disapointing for Yankee fans? Absolutely. Is the end of the world? Absolutely not. Yankee fans have become spoiled sine the current dynasty established itself in 1996. I think many of us forgot how hard is was to be a Yankee fan during the dry years of the 1980s. Sure, we had good player, like Donny Baseball, but we never made it to the big show. I would have to agree with TvEric at the Replacement Level Yankees Weblog who feels that this will strengthen the Boston/NY rivalry while changing its dynamics. Without heartbreaking losses, the miracle wins don't feel quite as sweet. Just ask the Red Sox.

Besides, this season is over. Its time to get ready for Spring Training 2005!
Go Yankees!

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Great News for Jewish Music Fans!

Just recieved this in the mail:

B’nai B’rith International is pleased to announce the launching of B’nai B’rith Radio, the first 24- hour, all-Jewish-music radio station outside of Israel.

B’nai B’rith Radio broadcasts an eclectic Judaic play list including traditional Yiddish, secular Israeli, Jewish American, Instrumental, and Chasidic music. Its goal is to unite Jews around the world through music.

B’nai B’rith Radio is available on the Internet at http://www.bnaibrithradio.org.

Jewish music lovers can tune in for free, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, for the very best world Jewish music. If you like Jewish music, you’ll love B’nai B’rith radio!

Sincerely,

Jay Garfinkel
Vice-President, Communications
B’nai B’rith International

P.S. If you like what you hear – and I think you will – please forward this email to your friends and colleagues so they can enjoy B’nai B’rith Radio: http://www.bnaibrithradio.org.

P.S.S. B’nai B’rith Radio is listener-supported! If you like what you hear, contribute at http://www.bnaibrith.org, and note that you wish to support B’nai B’rith Radio!




B'nai B'rith International
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Washington, DC 20006
Phone: 202-857-6533
Fax: 202-857-6609

Happy Birthday, Mickey!

This Day in Baseball History - October 20

1931 Mickey Mantle, the 'Commerce Comet' is born in Spavinaw, Oklahoma. The newborn's dad names his son after Mickey Cochrane not realizing the major leaguer catcher's real name is not Mickey but Gordon. The future Yankee outfielder is glad his father was not aware of this fact.
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"I've often wondered how a man who knew he was going to die could stand here and say he was the luckiest man on the face of the earth, but now I guess I know how he felt."
- Mickey Mantle at Mickey Mantle Day, June 8, 1969, on Lou Gehrig

"Don't do as I did. I'm living proof of how not to live."
- Mickey Mantle

“If I’d known I was going to live so long I’d have taken better care of myself.”
- Mickey Mantle

"Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you." - Mickey's Message to Kids

The Official Mickey Mantle Web Site
Mickey Mantle Page at the Baseball HOF Site

Put me in, Coach...

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If the Red Sox win tonight it will mark the first time a MLB team has lost the first three games of a best of seven series and gone on to win the series. They are already the first team in that situation to force a game 7. This series has already seen several records broken--most notably the ones involving the length of post season games--will this be one of them?

All the Families of the Earth Shall Bless Themselves By You...

From the JTS Distance Learning Project:

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Parashat Lekh L'kha 5765
Genesis 12:1-17:27
Chancellor Ismar Schorsch

October 23, 2004 8 Heshvan 5765

Ismar Schorsch is the chancellor of The Jewish Theological Seminary.

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah

It is hard to reconcile the glaring gap between promise and fulfillment in the story of Abraham. The vision by which God enticed Abraham to abandon his homeland is universal. From his loins would issue a nation whose numbers should match the stars on a moonless night and whose faith should become a blessing to all. Yet Sarah, his wife, like Rebecca and Rachel after her, experienced great difficulty in bearing children. There was no demographic explosion. Ancient Israel remained an unstable and circumscribed political entity, eventually decimated by defeat and deportation. The history of the second Jewish commonwealth barely unfolded on a grander scale. The dimensions of Judah during the First Temple or of Judea during the Second, never came close to those of China in antiquity or Rome or Arabia after Muhammad.

In his treatment of Abraham in his philosophic masterpiece, The Guide for the Perplexed, Maimonides was acutely aware of the disparity. Writing in Arabic rather than Hebrew in the late twelfth century, he addressed a readership that potentially included Muslim as well as Jewish intellectuals. Accordingly, he construed a portrait of Abraham that was of universal significance. For Maimonides, Abraham loomed as a religious revolutionary, a Socratic-like figure intent on bringing down the polytheism that prevailed in his homeland and , indeed, throughout the world. He rejected the belief that the sun, moon and seven planets were deities who shared the governance of the world and imbued their statues in temples and groves with an influx of their life force. Abraham contended that the world was not eternal, but the handiwork of a single omnipotent Creator. To spare his realm from ruin, the king first imprisoned Abraham, and then stripped him of his possessions before expelling him. In short, Abraham launched what would become the ultimate purpose of the Torah, namely, "to put an end to idolatry, to wipe out its traces and all that is bound up with it, even its memory…"(Pines trans. 517).

However, Maimonides' portrait of monotheism's champion did not rest on the Torah, in part because it supplies us with almost no information about his early life. Instead, Maimonides turned to outside sources purported to be contemporaneous with Abraham. The tales of the Midrash would not suffice. The discourse of a philosophical treatise needed to be accessible to all. To project Abraham as a religious watershed required reliable non-partisan documentation.

More important though, Maimonides held that God had fulfilled the promises that accompanied Abraham's calling. Both Christians and Muslims venerated him and regarded themselves as his progeny. Without committing himself on the degree to which Christianity and Islam represented instances of pure monotheism, Maimonides acknowledged that their self-perception made of Abraham a universal benefactor. One had to go beyond the borders of Judaism to grasp the equivalence of promise and fulfillment. In this expansive and magnanimous view, Maimonides had almost no peers among medieval Jewish thinkers.

Maimonides lived his entire life in the orbit of Islam and surely knew just how pivotal Abraham was to the faith of his neighbors. God's revelation began with Abraham and culminated with Mohammad, the final bearer of good tidings. It was Abraham who anticipated the essence of Islam, which means surrender, by submitting himself wholly to God's command. He lived in a perpetual state of al-islam. Abraham also consecrated the Ka'bah in Mecca as the most sacred site in Islam, the place to which eventually all Muslims would turn in daily prayer wherever they might be. Accompanied by his son Ishmael, Abraham visited the Ka'bah and prayed: "Our Lord! And make us submissive unto Thee and of our seed a nation submissive unto Thee, and show us our ways of worship, and relent to us" (Surah II: 128). Finally, according to the Quran, Abraham instructed his sons, including Jacob "O my sons! Lo! Allah hath chosen for you the (true) religion; therefore, die not save as men who have surrendered (unto Him)" (II: 132).

Thus, while Islam superceded Judaism, it did not deny its patrimony. Abraham was regarded as the first Muslim. Beyond that common descent, Judaism and Islam were bound by an austere concept of monotheism, law as the basic manner of relating to God and antipathy toward visual representation. In design, the sacred space of mosque and synagogue was remarkably similar. Given this close kinship, Judaism and Islam cohabited amicably in the early centuries after the astonishingly quick conquest of much of the civilized world by the Arabs in the century following Mohammad's death in 632. The confident cosmopolitanism of the caliphates of Iraq, North Africa and Spain aided their relatively secure Jewish communities to reach a cultural apogee unparalleled in the Middle Ages. Maimonides was but the most notable examplar of this symbiosis.

The Torah opens paradigmatically with the murder of one brother by another. Kinship is often the breeding ground for extreme violence. World War I pitted the most cultured nations of Europe, the epitome of Western civilization, against each other in a carnage without end. In the Middle East, rage leads to acts of brutality that only humans have the stomach to commit. In moments of sanity, we ought to remind ourselves that passions were not always as unbridled as they are today. Kinship can also lead to mutual respect and fraternity. The achievements of the past must spur us to reassert our common origins and tenuous humanity.

Shabbat shalom,

Ismar Schorsch


The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Parashat Lekh L'Kha are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


Copyright © 2004 Jewish Theological Seminary
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Who have you released from the darkness?

אני יהוה קראתיך בצדק
ואחזק בידך
ואצרך ואתנך
לברית עם לאור גוים
לפקח עינים עורות
להוציא ממסגר אסיר
מבית כלא ישבי חשך

ישעיה מב ו-ז

***

"I the Lord, in My grace, have summoned you
And I have grasped you by the hand.
I created you, and appointed you
A covenant people, a light to the nations--
Opening eyes deprived of light,
Rescuing prisoners from confinement,
From the dungeons those who sit in darkness."
- Isaiah 42.6-7


Who's eyes have you opened, who have you released from the darkness?

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Want to Play Awesome Ukulele?

I recently discovered TheUke.com, a great ukulele site that bills itself thusly: "Ukulele lessons, chords, songs, music, tuning tips and everything you need to play awesome ukelele!"

Check it out, you won't regret it.

Arafat or Buchanon?


I'm still trying to figure out which is worse...

Monday, October 18, 2004

Bushenomics

Some interesting graphs from John Robb via YudelLine:









And we want for more years of this?

Saturday, October 16, 2004

What Curse?

The Yankees take a 3-0 lead in the ALCS vs Boston winning 19-8. And they say there's no curse...

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Friday, October 15, 2004

Forbidden Fruit?!

From USCJ's Compact mailing list:

DVAR TORAH: Raising Children
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students… here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve… we have forbidden fruit!!!!"

"No way!"

"Yes, way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was TICKED!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!", Adam said. "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN".

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Up, Up and Away!

The Superman HomePage has been posting regularly about various tributes to the late Christopher Reeve. Among the most touching is a collection of cartoon tributes from political cartoonists around the country. My personal favorite is:

God Accepts Our Imperfection; Should We?

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Parashat Noah 5765
Rosh Hodesh Heshvan
Genesis 6:9-11:32
Chancellor Ismar Schorsch

October 16, 2004 1 Heshvan 5765

Ismar Schorsch is the chancellor of The Jewish Theological Seminary.

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah | Read the Maftir for Rosh Hodesh

Midrashim often draw big ideas from the smallest of linguistic anomalies. A memorable example is to be found in the creation story for day one, when God separates light from darkness. At day's end the Torah introduces the refrain that will complete the narrative for each subsequent day: "And there was evening and there was morning, a first day" (1:15). What Scripture should have said, however, notes one Sage, is "Let there be evening." The first evening, like everything else, was entirely new and unnatural and hence required a command to bring into existence. The descriptive mode suggests that, in fact, this was not the first evening ever. The Hebrew verb vayehi instead of yehi, that is the addition of the single letter vav, implies that time preceded the creation of our world.

Building on this keen comment, Rabbi Abbahu, who often debated Christian leaders in third-century Caesarea, contended that the Torah is clearly teaching that "God created and destroyed [other] worlds before the creation of this one. … This one pleases Me; those did not." In the next generation, Rabbi Pinhas reinforced Rabbi Abbahu's contention with the verse from the end of the creation story: "And God saw all that He had made, and found it very good" (1:31). The emphatic approbation was intended to exclude the worlds that came before (B'reishit Rabba 3:7).

This unconventional midrash contains a key to thinking about this week's parashah, the story of the flood. It took but ten generations, according to the biblical chronology, for God to descend from a state of deep satisfaction to one of utter revulsion. How quickly had humankind desecrated the sanctity of creation with its vile behavior? The deluge is but another instance of divine regret and repudiation. God would not rest from creating until the result became a source of everlasting satisfaction.

Rabbi Abbahu's claim evokes the image of a master craftsman or artist, whose handiwork is the end product of many arduous efforts. It doesn't come out right the first time. Centuries before, Jeremiah had dared to conceive of God as a potter. What the prophet beheld in the workshop was a craftsman accustomed to failure: "And if the vessel he was making was spoiled, as happens to clay in the potter's hands, he would make it into another vessel, such as the potter saw fit to make" (18:4). To be sure, the analogy was meant to stress God's power over the fate of Israel, a relationship amplified by the liturgical poem (piyyut) that we recite on Kol Nidrei: "As clay in the hand of the potter, to be thickened or thinned as he wishes, are we in Your hand. Preserve us with Your love" (Harlow Mahzor, 395). But there is no denying that the recalcitrance of the material also makes life difficult for the potter.

Yet another midrash imputes the imperfection directly to God. Staying with the image of the potter and his clay, this midrash has Israel concede its sinfulness. But does God not bear some responsibility for our condition? When a potter decorates an earthen vessel with inlaid work that leaks, who is at fault? If God would only relieve us of the evil impulses implanted in us from birth, we would eagerly do God's bidding faithfully (E. Urbach, Hazal [Hebrew], 424).

In the spirit of Rabbi Abbahu, another midrash imagines God casting about for the moral principle by which to undergird creation. Again, the venture is fraught with fallibility. It is the sudden appearance of God's personal name, Adonai, in the second creation story that seems to allude to a mid-course correction. The generic term for God in the first story, Elohim, the Rabbis identified with the principle of justice, the personal name, with compassion. The midrash envisions God's dilemma as that of a king with fine glassware.

Says the king, 'If I pour hot liquids into my glasses they will crack. If cold they will crumple.' So what did he do? He mixed his liquids and his glasses suffered no damage. Similarly at creation God thought, 'If I run the world on the basis of compassion, sins will abound. If on the basis of justice, the world would not endure.' That is why God runs the world with both justice and compassion. If only it will survive!" (B'reishit Rabba 11:15).

What prompts these forays into theological minefields is the need to correlate our religious constructs with reality. The informality of midrash gives free rein to deeply felt feelings of dissonance. Imagination can often carry us farther than logic. Thus the Zohar, the late thirteenth century Spanish classic of Kabbalah, goes even beyond the midrash in boldly attributing the origins of evil to the hidden and inscrutable source of all existence, the Ein-Sof. According to the Zohar, the worlds destroyed mentioned by the midrash were actually the first tentative emanations from the Ein-Sof to form the divine realm of sefirot which underlie our world of sense data. Because unbalanced - that is without an appropriate mix of mercy, justice and compassion - these early emanations were unviable and quickly dissipated. The whole flawed process graphically depicted in symbolic language, though, did serve to cleanse God of all primordial evil. (I.Tishby, Mishnat Hazohar [Hebrew], I: 138, 150, 183-4). A truly monotheistic religion cannot spare its God of all responsibility for the state of the world.

Against this backdrop, the flood stands out as the final phase of the creation story. No more annihilations. God settles for less than perfection. The covenant with Noah after the flood binds God to what exists: "Never again will I doom the earth because of man, since the devisings of man's mind are evil from his youth" (9:21). On that admission of human shortcomings, another midrash detects a measure of divine culpability: "Embarrassed must be the dough whose baker attests that it's quite bad" (B'reishit Rabba 34:10). The history of humanity, unfortunately, has done little to dispel that dismal judgment. Only faith and fraternity together, though often antagonists, can help us advance toward a glimmer of world peace.

Shabbat shalom,

Ismar Schorsch


The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Parashat Noah are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


Copyright © 2004 Jewish Theological Seminary
Comments to learn@jts web team.

A Titanic Ark?

In his blog Rabbi Lazer Brody offers a Top Ten List of Lessons to be Learned from the story of Noah's Ark. My personal favorite is:

"Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals."

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Bad Monkey!

"Politicians are doing what politicians do. I liken it to when you go to the zoo, and the monkeys are sitting in there jerking off and throwing their sh*t. And you just gotta go, "Well, they're monkeys." but you can yell at the media and go, "You know, your job is to tell them when they're being bad monkeys."
-- Jon Stewart In Entertainment Weekly.
via JewsWeek

אחד

"If a thought generates pride, separation from other people's suffering, unawareness of the dangers of evil--we know it is a deviation from His way.
An insight is not meaningful to one man unless it is capable of becoming meaningful to all men. he who has made that which is at all times, illumines man with thoughts that ought to be valid at all times.
Only that which is good for all men is good for every man. No one is truely inspired for his own sake. He who is blessed, is a blessing to others.
There are many ways but only one goal. If there is one source of all, there must be one goal for all. The yearnings are our own, but the answer is His.
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
God in Search of Man: A Philosophy of Judaism

"
There are many paths to the one God."
- Rabbi Morris N. Kertzer
What is a Jew?

"Ring them bells Sweet Martha,
For the poor man's son,
Ring them bells so the world will know
That God is one."
- Bob Dylan
Ring Them Bells

שׁמע ישׂראל יהוה אלהנו יהוה אחד

Note: This post contains the name of God. If you print it out, please treat it with the proper respect.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Beyond Faith & Intellect

From Chabad.org's Daily Dose mailing list:

B"H

Beyond Faith & Intellect
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Intellect is inadequate because not all things can be explained. Intellect needs faith.

Faith is impotent because truth remains forever unreal. Faith needs intellect.

But they are opposites, as contradictory as nothingness and existence. Faith surrenders. Intellect asserts its own reality.

Miraculously, there is wisdom: The vision to see the truth as it is and quietness to let it enter without loss.

Bush: Bad for the Jews

Click here to read a pamphlet in PDF format on why "President" Bush is bad for the Jews.

Thanks to Jews for Kerry for pointing this one out.

Edwards on Israel

Vice-Presidential Candidate Senator John Edwards on Israel, Terrorism and the Middle-East, via JewsforKerry.org:

What are the Israeli people supposed to do? How can they continue to watch Israeli children killed by suicide bombers, killed by terrorists? They have not only the right to the obligation to defend themselves.

Now, we know that the prime minister has made a decision, an historic decision, to unilaterally withdraw from Gaza. It's important for America to participate in helping with that process.

Now, if Gaza's being used as a platform for attacking the Israeli people, that has to be stopped. And Israel has a right to defend itself. They don't have a partner for peace right now. They certainly don't have a partner in Arafat, and they need a legitimate partner for peace.

And I might add, it is very important for America to crack down on the Saudis who have not had a public prosecution for financing terrorism since 9/11. And it's important for America to confront the situation in Iran, because Iran is an enormous threat to Israel and to the Israeli people.
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The Master is Urgent

רַבִּי טַרְפוֹן אוֹמֵר הַיּוֹם קָצֵר וְהַמְּלָאכָה מְרֻבָּה והַפּוֹעֲלִים עֲצֵלִים וְהשָּׂכָר הַרְבֵּה וּבַעַל הַבַּיִת דּוֹחֵק
פרקי אבות

"Rabbi Tarfon said, The day is short, and the work is great, and the labourers are sluggish, and the reward is greatm and the Master is urgent."
-Sayings of the Fathers 2.20 (Translated by Rabbi JH Hertz)


The Death of Superman

Christopher Reeve
September 25, 1952 - October 10, 2004

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You will be missed.

Those wishing to honor Mr Reeve should consider making a donation to The Christopher Reeve Foundation for Paralysis Research (I imagine thier server will be jammed for the next few days).

Read the news at Yahoo! News
Read the news and tributes at the Superman Homepage

Sunday, October 10, 2004

God's Quest for Man

"Moses exclaimed: 'If Thou Thyself dost not go with us, take us not out of the wilderness' (Exodus 33:15). This, perhaps, is the secret of our history: to choose to remain in the wilderness rather than be abandoned by Him.
Israel's experience of God has not evolved from search. Israel did not discover God. Israel was discovered by God. Judaism is God's quest for man."
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
God in Search of Man

Hanukkah Care Packages for Jewish GIs

From Jews in Green:

With the assistance of members of TheBrave listserv, Jews in Green will be sending a number of Channukah care packages to service members deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq.

While this is mostly a local effort here in Pensacola, we would be glad to take donations from donors outside the local area. If you are interested in sending packages yourself, we’d be happy to let you know the mailing addresses of where items are needed.

For more information, please email Shannon or myself .

The deadline for money donations is October 23rd. You can mail a check or send payment via PayPal.

The deadline for us to receive packages or individual items is October 28th.

For a list of needed items, read the full story.

Recommended package contents are:

  • DVDs: Most troops have access to DVD players and the latest DVDs are highly desired!
  • Snack Foods: nuts, corn nuts, chips in hard containers, candy protein bars coffee pot type flavored coffees powdered drink mixes powdered vitamin drinks.
  • Other odds & ends:

    • Phone cards of 60 mins or more
    • Neosporin athelete’s foot/anti-itch creme
    • Brush-Ups (for teeth cleaning when water isn’t available)
    • Lip balm
    • Deet

*Please take care to insure that all foods are kosher with hechsher (kosher certification) printed on the item so that those troops who maintain kashrut will not be left out.

**You can also include cards and anything else you think might be fun to receive!

Recipients:

The care packages will be sent to Jewish service men and women who act as Jewish lay leaders and points of contact. This will allow for the contents to be distributed among Jewish service members in their area. If there is someone in particular that you want a package to go to, let us know.

Yasher Koach!

Wednesday, October 6, 2004

I Am A Jew

"Yes, I am a Jew and when the ancestors of the right honourable gentleman were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon."
- Benjamin Disraeli, Great Britains first, and so far only, Jewish Prime Minister, in response to Irish Nationalist Daniel O'Connel, who had attacked him for being Jewish.

Freudian Slip, Dick?

Freudian slip, Dick?

From Yahoo! News:

Defending his record as Halliburton's chief executive, Cheney said in the Tuesday night debate that Democratic vice-presidential challenger John Edwards (news - web sites) was trying to use Halliburton as a smokescreen. Any voter who wanted the facts, Cheney said, should check out factcheck.com
...
Anyone who heeded Cheney's advice and clicked on "factcheck.com" was greeted on Wednesday morning with a message from anti-Bush billionaire investor George Soros entitled "Why we must not reelect President Bush."

The Torah is Our Charge; Our Inheritence

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Simhat Torah 5765
Chancellor Ismar Schorsch

October 8, 2004 23 Tishrei 5765

This is a reprint of Dr. Schorsch's commentary from 5761

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah

Ve-zot ha-b'rakhah is the one parasha that does not have a Shabbat unto itself. As the final two chapters of the Torah, it constitutes the main reading for Simhat Torah (the joy of Torah) when we both complete the annual Torah cycle and begin it immediately again by reading the first creation story of Genesis. As if to make up for the slight, we repeat the parasha until all who are present in the synagogue have been honored with an aliyah.

The Talmud has singled out one of its verses to be the first specimen of Torah which parents are to teach their young children. After they acquire the capacity to speak, a process which imbues me with awe every time I witness it, we are instructed to introduce them to the Hebrew language by having them learn the following verse: "Moses charged us with the Torah as the heritage of the congregation of Jacob (Deut. 33:4)." Long before our children start their formal education, we are obliged to give them a sense of place. As Jews, our lives are shaped by Torah. The triad of God, Torah and the people Israel is an inseparable and indestructible unity. The compression of the verse has a creedal force that will take a lifetime to unpack (B.T. Sukkah, 42a).

The ritual statement of this unity is the festival of Simhat Torah. There is to be no interruption in our public reading of Torah, because it is the link that joins God and Israel. Torah is the medium through which Jews experience the reality of God as well as express it. Torah is the form and content, language and substance of our religious being. Its centrality in the synagogue service merely reflects its seminal role as the infinitely expanding curriculum of daily study.

The key to this expansion is both intellectual and psychological. In the oft-repeated affirmation of our faith, the Shema, we are first admonished to love God with all our heart and then advised to meditate on just how we might do that: "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might. Take to heart these instructions with which I charge you this day (Deut. 6:5-6)." Rebi, the editor of the Mishnah, interprets the second verse as guiding us on how to fulfill the first. By persistent study of Torah ("take to heart these instructions"), we shall come to understand God more profoundly and wish to cleave to God more intensely. The specificity of Torah helps to concretize our inarticulate love (Sifre, ed. by Finkelstein p. 59).

Yet another rabbinic comment focuses on the present tense of the verb, "which I charge you this day." That immediacy suggests that, "we are not to regard the Torah as an old statute to which no one pays attention any more, but rather like a new one that everyone is eager to read (Sifre, p. 59)." Each time we take up the Torah should be like the first, full of novelty and discovery.

And that is indeed the case if we only allow our growth and maturation since the last time to detect what we were incapable of seeing before. The lens through which we look at Torah is always being modified by experience. The great German philosopher Hegel stated this deep truth in a striking way: "The absolute idea may be compared to the old man, who utters the same religious doctrines as the child, but for whom they signify his entire life. The child in contrast may understand the religious content. But all of life and the whole world still exist outside it." Thus the creed with which we began, "Moses charged us with the Torah . . ." contains the same words for toddler and grandparent alike, yet the meaning they carry for each could not be more different.

A poignant episode in the life of Kafka recasts that phenomenon in narrative form. On his last visit to Berlin before his death from tuberculosis, Kafka happened upon a little girl crying inconsolably in the park he frequented. When he asked her why all the tears, she confided that she had lost her favorite doll. Kafka tried to comfort her. The doll was not lost at all. It had merely taken a trip and he had in fact run into it not long before. He was quite sure the doll would soon return. The next day Kafka brought the little girl a letter from her doll full of descriptions and anecdotes. And each day thereafter, he produced another letter for his newfound friend. On his last day in Berlin, Kafka came to the park once again. This time however, he brought a doll with him which he tenderly presented to her. But she was not to be consoled. The doll did not resemble the one she loved so dearly. "Of course, it's your doll," Kafka insisted. "The long journey and many experiences have merely changed the way she looks."

For millennia Jews have pored over the same sacred canon. But history has recorded its effects in their understanding of its words. Alongside the Written Torah of Moses, unfolded and accumulated the Oral Torah of Israel, befitting the settings and sensibilities, the dilemmas and disputes of generations of Jewish interpreters, who coupled ingenuity with reverence and freedom with fidelity. As experience proliferated layers upon layers of meaning, the underlying sacred text remained immutable, effectively yielding a canon without closure, ever open to new readings. The concept of a dual Torah spawned a discourse over the ages that embraces both continuity and change.

Thus Simhat Torah, which is the latest of the traditional Jewish holidays (not found in either the Tanakh or the Talmud), celebrates a religious culture founded on the plasticity of the written word. The Torah we are about to begin anew is not exactly the one we have just finished, because in the intervening year we ourselves have changed.

Shabbat shalom ve-hag sameah,
Ismar Schorsch


The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Simhat Torah 5765 are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


Copyright © 2004 Jewish Theological Seminary
Comments to learn@jts web team.

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

Uttering the Unutterable

"What characterizes man is not only his ability to develope words and symbols, but also his being compelled to draw a distinction between the utterable and the unutterable, to be stunned by that which is but cannot be put into words... The attempt to convey what we see and cannot say is the everlasting theme of mankind's unfinished symphony, a venture in which adequacy is never achieved... Most--and often the best--of what goes on in us is our own secret; we have to wrestle with it ourselves. The stirring in our hearts when watching the star-studded sky is something no language can declare."
--Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
Man is Not Alone: A Philosophy of Religion

Jewish Outreach, are we Reaching Far Enough?

While on a walk today I noticed the local Chabad group had their mini-sukkah set up at one of the Columbia University gates, offering passing Jews the opportunity to fulfill the mitzvot of lulav and sukkah, if they hadn't been able to do so before now. All I could think was, why are the Lubavitchers the only Jewish group that does things like this? I can't say that I agree with their theological positions, but I really do admire the way they reach out to unafilliated and possibly disenfranchised Jews, giving them the chance to try something like waving the lulav, laying Tefillin or sitting in a sukkah. And--despite horror stories to the contrary--I've never known a Lubavitcher to be anything but polite when manning these mitzvah stations. I can't say how many Jews they actually encourage to be more observant through these methods, but I have to believe its doing some kind of good. I just don't understand why we generally don't see other streams of Judaism doing things like this despite all our big talk about Jewish outreach.

I made a point of approaching the young Chabad in charge of the mini-sukkah to shake his hand and thank him for the work he is doing. Because trying to bring Jews closer to God can never be a bad thing.

Evil Calamity for the Jews? Bush or Kerry?

Over at YudelLine Yudel recounts the words of an anonymous poster commenting on this post at Bloghead:

"Bush is a moron, his father was a moron but the alternative is an evil calamity, to Jews most of all."
I think Yudel's response is important enough to repost here in full:
"The alternative is an 'evil calamity'?

You mean, he'll attack the weakest of Israel's strategic enemies at the behest of the strongest?

You mean, he'll reveal the limits of an army based on expensive weapon contracts rather than troops, training, and supplies, and thereby weaken the image of the U.S. in the Middle East?

You mean, he'll make the creation of a Palestinian state an American policy for the first time?

You mean, he'll create one or two new Islamicist countries where a secular dictatorship used to be?

You mean, he'll alienate Israel's staunchest regional ally (Turkey)?

You mean, he'll grant al-Qaeda a strategic victory by withdrawing troops from Saudi Arabia?

You mean, he'll strengthen the Arab world by encouraging American fuel consumption?

You mean, he'll threaten to cut aid to Israel over a minor political dispute?

You mean, he'll blur the threat from jihadist organizations and divert focus to more politically convenient enemies?

You mean, he'll undertake the sort of populist fiscal policies (tax cuts and benefit increases) that put the new into the New Israeli Shekel back in the '80s -- with serious consequences for anyone whose livelihood, assets or aid packages are denominated in dollars?

You mean, he'll loudly promise to take unprecedently pro-Israel positions (e.g. move the embassy to Jerusalem) and then go back on his word time and time again?

You mean, he would put political correctness ahead of pragmatism and allow an unstable dictatorship to acquire nuclear weapons?

You mean, he would allow the director of a muslim state's "rogue" nuclear development program to be "punished" but then immediately pardoned?

That would indeed describe an "evil calamity", and "to Jews most of all."

Alas, that describes the incumbent. Sometimes, you know, you have to look beyond the mangled, well-meaning words to see the actual deeds."

A heart 'yasher koach!' to Yudel, I couldn't have said it better if I tried.

Monday, October 4, 2004

Can We Footnote Ourselves?

"The universe is an immense allusion, and our inner life an anonymous quotation; only the italics are our own. Is it within our power to verify the quotation, to identify the source, to learn what all things stand for?"
- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
Man is Not Alone: A Philosophy of Religion

האדם ואשׁה

One of the classes I'm taking this term is a literature class called "Images of Eve." In it we are studying the Biblical stories about Eve, commentaries on the stories, as well as modern retellings, poetry, et al. While rereading the story of the creation of Adam and Eve in Genesis 2 I noticed something that I would like to share with you.

In Genesis 2.7 האדם (HaAdam - the human, or the man) is created from and takes his name from האדמה (HaAdamah - the ground). In Genesis 2.22-3 we read that אשׁה ('ishah - woman) is created from and takes her name from אישׁ ('ish - man) Initially all that caught my eye was the nice parallel between the two creations, but upon consulting Midrash Genesis Rabbah something else was brought to my attention that I had not noticed:

אדמה (Adamah, ground) is grammatically feminine. This means that האדם (HaAdam, the human), who is masculine, was created from something feminine, just as the woman was created from something masculine, namely the rib/bone from the side of the man.

I'm not really making any point, I just very much liked the parallel construction and balance in these passages.

A Religious Man


"A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time, at all times, who suffers harm done to others, whose greatest passion is compassion, whose greatest strength is love and defiance of despair."
Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
New York Journal-American, April 5, 1963

Sunday, October 3, 2004

Why Jews Concerned About Israel Should Vote Kerry/Edwards

Ran across this great Op-Ed piece from JTA.org by Dahlia Scheindlin via The Town Crier's recent posting at Jewschool:

Many American Jews and Israeli Americans seem impressed by George W. Bush’s putative support for Israel. As an Israeli, I implore responsible Jewish voters who care about Israel: Look at his record over his rhetoric, and you’ll see the dangers of his leadership for this country.

Luckily, John Kerry’s record offers hope for Israel.

I made aliyah from New York and have lived in Israel for nine years, through two intifadas and at least two Iraq scares, masks and all. But I have never been more frightened for Israel’s safety, than under George W. Bush. I have never despaired more of advancing peace, as during George W. Bush’s term.

It is difficult to recall a president who was less engaged in solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Whether we liked or disliked Bush Sr. and his secretary of state, James Baker’s disciplinarian approach, they were involved. Whether one agrees or disagrees with him, President Clinton was passionately committed.

During the worst four years in Israel’s history, George W. Bush has done a resounding nothing... With the second intifada, many here felt that only strong American involvement would help reach a negotiated end to the misery. To date, George W. Bush hasn’t even visited Israel. His policy is an irrelevant mess of contradictions that leaves Israel in despair...

John Kerry understands. He has supported Israel in every vote for 20 years; that’s way before the electoral campaign started. Kerry understood how to fight terrorism long before Bush was ignoring intelligence reports on imminent attacks in the United States.

While Bush Sr. was selling missiles to Saudi Arabia (how is that good for Israel?), Kerry was one of the first to write a Senate report investigating Saudi businesses for funding terrorist organizations. Bush Sr. met members of the Bin Laden family, and the figures incriminated in Kerry’s 1992 report helped fund George W.’s electoral campaign.

Kerry has a 12-year, highly analytic approach targeted at the sources of terrorism. Bush has a four-year record of being passive on intelligence, coddling Saudis, making the wrong connection between Iraq, weapons of mass destruction and 9/11, and talking tough while Iran and North Korea fester.

Despite his rhetoric, the administration has cut State Department counter-terrorism programs by an average of 20 percent every year since 9/11...

When the election dust settles, Bush will no longer need to buy Jewish votes — so there is no guarantee that actions he eventually does take would favor Israel. And after four years of Bush’s leadership, Israel is a more dangerous place, a more hated place and a more hopeless place.

How can we reject a candidate who understands, with unwavering support, what Israel needs?

[Read the full Article]


Saturday, October 2, 2004

More Biased Reporting From the St. Pete Times

From Primer:

How the St. Petersburg Times whitewashes Palestinian acts of Terrorism




1. By failing to identify the Palestinians as the perpetrators!

There are two completely different acts of violence in the Middle East. Palestinian acts of terrorism and Israeli retaliation in an attempt to protect its citizens. When dealing with Israeli military attacks, Israel is always identified by name, while the Palestinian perpetrators of violence are rarely identified as Palestinians (as in the above headline of September 30, 2004). "Israelis Kill" Palestinians, but it is "Bomb Blasts" and "Explosions" that kill Israelis. If they were consistent and not, in our opinion biased, the above headline would read "Palestinian rocket kills two Israeli children." This would suggest a far different "Palestinian".

2. Labeling terrorists who target innocent civilians as militants.

The St. Petersburg Times and the wire services it uses label perpetrators of attacks on innocent civilians as assailants, bombers, fighters, guerillas, militants, radicals and rebels. Despite a past editorial, the St. Petersburg Times continues to avoid calling such killers "terrorists". In our opinion, newspapers who avoid calling terrorists "terrorists" are guilty of political bias. What does it mean when a newspaper refuses to call a thing what it is? What they are doing is perverting the news to promote their own bias: it is okay to target innocent civilians in Israel.

In the above article, the perpetrators of the rocket attack are called "militants" instead of terrorists on two separate occasions.

Click for past headlines that show a definite bias against Israel by the St. Petersburg Times
Florida's largest newspaper (in circulation)

recognizing anti-Israel media bias.

JTS Sukkot

Just wanted to share some photos of the--to my eyes anyway--impressive sukkot here at JTS:

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As well as the smaller sukkah that resides on the 3rd floor of the Library building, where I actually have spent most of the holiday so far:

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The Divine Haven of the Sukkah

From the JTS Distance Learning Project:

P A R A S H A C O M M E N T A R Y
Sukkot 5765
Chancellor Ismar Schorsch

September 30, 2004 15 Tishrei 5765

This week's commentary was written by Dr. Ismar Schorsch, chancellor of
The Jewish Theological Seminary.

Read the Parashah | Read the Haftarah for Day 1 | Read the Haftarah for Day 2

During the festival of Sukkot in 1974, while on sabbatical in Israel, the Schorsch family took a trip to Sharm El Sheikh on the Straits of Tiran. I remember being struck at how much less hospitable to human habitation the Sinai is than the Negev. Unlike the Negev, the landscape of the Sinai, showed no vegetation; neither trees nor shrubs. How I wondered, could the throng of ancient Israelites fleeing Egypt have survived for even a year, let alone forty, in this forbidding terrain? Driving south along the Gulf of Eilat, we stopped at Di-zahab to spend the night. The wind blew ferociously and we had to struggle mightily to put up our tents. Miraculously, they stayed up throughout the night, though the fury of the wind stole most of our sleep. On the way down, it even had the temerity to sweep a suitcase off the roof of our car as we drove.

The Israelites stayed in the Sinai longer than the Schorsch family. Sukkot, for all its joy, commemorates their ordeal, particularly the fragile shelter which protected them against the inclemency of the wilderness. Our dwelling in huts for seven days at this time of the year, is a ritual of empathy and thanksgiving. According to Leviticus, where the commandment appears, "You shall live in booths seven days; all citizens in Israel shall live in booths, in order that future generations may know that I made the Israelite people live in booths when I brought them out of the land of Egypt, I the Lord your God" (Leviticus 23:42-43).

But since my adventure, I have grown skeptical about what exactly a booth can do for one in the wilderness. The booth that Jonah built for himself to await the fate of Nineveh, gave little cover without the gourd that sprouted overnight to shade them both (Ibid, 4:5-9). A quaint rabbinic dispute turns on the meaning of the word "booths." Rabbi Eliezer insisted that we are to take the word literally, "actual booths," whereas his more mystically inclined student, Rabbi Akiva, understood it figuratively as "clouds of God's presence" (Sifra, Emor 17:11). My preference, like that of Rashi, in his commentary on the Torah (23:43), is the view of Rabbi Akiva. The mystic disposition comes closer to capturing the phenomenon of God's grace.

Rabbi Eliezer's bluntness is prosaic in a saga that calls for poetry. To focus on actual booths is to constrict our imagination with practical questions. Whence the materials, especially the vegetation, to build the booths? How could they withstand the elements? And what shielded the Israelites when they traveled? Rabbi Akiva, in contrast, abandons the effort to scrutinize the inexplicable. The word sukkot is not intended to depict the instrument of salvation but rather the felt experience. Detached from its literal meaning, the word suggests an envelope of divine proximity. As God had redeemed Israel from Egypt and rescued it at the Sea of Reeds and revealed God's will at Mount Sinai, so would God accompany Israel into the wilderness. No trace of intermediaries. Booths are but a concrete object to allude to a divine canopy that protected Israel whether at rest or in motion, a kind of ozone layer to temper the fierceness of the desert sun. The metaphor is marshaled to conjure up for us the impact rather than a description of what happened.

Both the Bible and rabbinic literature are circumspect in speaking of God's persona. A God who is transcendent, unbounded and imageless far exceeds the power of human language. Only allusions can point to the reality of God's nearness and compassion. Thus each morning as we wrap our prayer shawl (the tallit) around our head before davening, we recite the following evocative words from Psalm 36:

How precious is Your constant love, O God. Mortals take shelter under Your wings. They feast on the abundance of Your house; You give them drink from Your stream of delights. With you is the fountain of life; in Your light we are bathed in light. Maintain Your constant love for those who acknowledge You, and Your beneficence for those who are honorable (Siddur Sim Shalom for Shabbat and Festivals, 62).

To regard any of these depictions of God literally would be a travesty. Both for the psalmist and for us the images describe an inner and not an outer state. Immersed in the darkness of our warm woolen tallit, we feel God's enveloping presence. No picture comes to mind.

Similarly, in the case of converts to Judaism, the Rabbis spoke of them as coming "under the wings of the Shekhinah (God's presence)", that is, making the world-to-come accessible to them. The famous three candidates for conversion who were rejected by Shammai for their insolent questions but accepted by Hillel, and then enlightened by him, spoke of Shammai's austereness as denying them access to the world-to-come; whereas Hillel's mild and modest manner brought them "under the wings of the Shekhinah" (BT Shabbat 31a). Again, a literal impulse would wreak havoc with a delicate image that means no more than finding a spiritual haven. Indeed, the Rabbis invented the noun Shekhinah for God's indwelling presence, to avoid the presumption of speaking about God directly. At best, it is only God's manifestations that we can glimpse and grasp. The phrase, therefore, to come "under the wing of the Shekhinah" is really an image within an image.

In the end, our religious language, whether verbal or ritual is symbolic. It points beyond itself. For Rabbi Akiva, our sukkot remind us of the divine haven in which Israel found refuge during its sojourn in the wilderness. No human hands could ever construct a booth, a citadel or a skyscraper, of such sacred and secure dimensions. As we move into our own modest booths for the seven-day festival of Sukkot, temporarily rid of the excess of implements and distractions that clutter our lives daily, we pray fervently, as we do at the end of the Hoshana Rabba service, that "You [God] might see fit to remove the iron wall that separates us from You" (Sim Shalom, 212, trans. my own).

Shabbat shalom ve-hag sameah,

Ismar Schorsch


The publication and distribution of Dr. Schorsch's commentary on Sukkot 5765 are made possible by a generous grant from Rita Dee and Harold (z"l) Hassenfeld.


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